Spotify

One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Opens up on startup of your system.

When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a weird gross green black colored horse, went out; and to Spotify who sat on it, it was granted to take WiFi during startup from the earth, and that WiFi would stop; and a wide selection of ads was given to him.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

spotify

a bunch of morons who deleted 60% of the kpop industry from their platform

SPOTIFY, GIVE OUR DAMN SONGS BACK U MF-

by froggyjjk February 28, 2021

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

To spotify

The act of silencing, or attempting to silence or otherwise oppress, opposing or divergent voices and other points of view because someone else has leveraged you. You know, like a fascist.

Neil Young tried to spotify Joe Rogan.

by Das Erlebnis February 1, 2022

spotify user

will solberg’s coco pop headass lookin boi

HES A SPOTIFY USER

by lion XD March 3, 2021