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thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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Cunt Thunder

Dude, I was eating her out and her pussy fart sounded like cunt thunder.
by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009
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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.
"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"
by Behr July 4, 2008
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.
Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014
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