Less Than Professional

A relationship where you are romantically involved with the other party.

Person 1: what's the deal with you and Sarah?

Person 2: Oh we're less than professional.

by Zeitgeist0190 January 15, 2009

Wronger than wrong

Something said with so much error that anything following it is an absurd conclusion.

This phrase's first known utterance was from Isaac Asimov.

"When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." - Isaac Asimov

If you think that evolution means that monkeys should be turning into humans and that intelligent design is a scientific theory comparable to evolutionary theory then you are wronger than wrong.

by catsgotmytongue October 7, 2010

something other than this

Doing anything but posting bulletins on myspace or playing x-box live while texting and listening to music.

"Wow. I should really be doing something other than this."

by katayran September 27, 2008

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

higher than christmas

The half ass version of expressing that you are higher than the star at the top of the Christmas tree

Alex:"Chase, mixing 3 hits of acid and Grey Goose was a terrible idea, you need to stop"

Chase:"I'm higher than Christmas"

by Chase grey December 20, 2008

Less Than Three

Less than three = <3 = "heart" used commonly on MySpace

< is the mathmatical symbol for "less than"
3 is the number

"I less than three you"
is the same as
"I <3 U"

by Miss_1221_Murder March 26, 2007

Older than the Internet

Any internet meme or phenomenon which was both popular enough and has been around long enough that a random sampling of the Internet population would likely produce a majority of individuals who have already heard about it and moved on. Even though the subject of the meme may indeed be older than the inception of the World Wide Web, the phrase always refers to the meme itself.

The word "older" thus implies the use of hyperbole, because an Internet meme obviously cannot be older than its own medium of proliferation.

The phrase is most often invoked when said meme is regurgitated by n00bs who are taking their first wild drive on the "Information Superhighway"; or by idiots who refuse to admit that the meme is just no longer amusing.

Variations include: "As old as the Internet" or playfully misspelled: "Older than teh Interwebs"

Guy #1: "all your base are belong to us!"
Guy #2: "LOL! We get signal!"
Guy #3: "Main screen turn on!"
Guy #4: "I hope you lame-asses realize that AYB is older than the internet. GTFO."

n00b: "... and if you open it up, you get thirty-two double-A sized batteries! Check out this video if you don't believe me."
dude: "Don't tell me you actually believe that crap. That hoax is older than teh Interwebs."

PHB: "Can you change the email link here to one of those 3D spinning e's? 3D is the future, you know."
Underling: "Sir, 3D may be the future, but the spinning e animated GIF is as old as the Internet."

by GreyWyvern January 11, 2010