Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.

Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.

by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020

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Texan Meat Lard

a 'texan meat lard' is another way to describe someone named 'dirt'

the texan meat lard (dirt) sent me this

by dirtntooty April 28, 2022

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Texan Thorn Bush

A method of fingering, in which the man overlaps his fingers and shoves his entire hand inside the vaginal region.

Girl: OW!
Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: Steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff.
Guy: Ew.

by keith_urban96 November 21, 2016

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Texan Fire bull

When you light a bull on fire in 104 degree heat and then have to ejaculate on a farmers daughter before the bull skewers you and lights them on fire.

Yo jake, I did a Texan fire bull with reberta last night
I heard the texan fire bull didn't go to well

by Jim on the beans September 11, 2019

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This is when there is one female and four males that all have over-sized penises are having "gang banging". The girl must be getting sexual pleasures from the anus, vagina, mouth, and breasts. All four men ejaculate simultaneously and she will be "full from your cream". The Texan part of this term comes from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas" and the "cream filling" comes from your sperm and the other three's sperm "filling her up".

Stacey-"Never try a Texan Cream Filling Kim."

Kim-"Why?"

Stacey-"I tried it, it hurts"

Kim-"Sorry, we can't be friends Stacey, I hate whores."

by The Sex Position Artist May 27, 2009

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