A small person that is very annoying and loud. They like to tell people that are taller than themselves to grow. They can be a jerk sometimes, and they hate to be around other short people. Sprouts are very annoying and often get in the way of your conversations with your friends.
You- Oh my gosh!! I am so tired!! I want to go home!!
Sprout- You need to shut up!!
You- You need to shut up!!
Sprout- You need to grow!!
You- I'm taller than you!!
Sprout- You need to shut up!!
You- You need to shut up!!
Sprout- You need to grow!!
You- I'm taller than you!!
by iminfrenchclass March 13, 2018
When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 13, 2009
by Real s**t November 14, 2020
Something you say after being annoyed/throwing a fit. You can blame it on Sprout, since it's too good.
Jaw Crusher: And we have lost 18 trophies so far- NO FRANK!! Ok Frank, ok Frank, come on come on come on Frank! MMMHH!! I'm just gonna- I'm gonna contain it, you know, you gotta deal with randoms sometimes, you know, you know? It's- it's a Sprout, soo... OK (inhales) ok aah ok... so that wraps that up.
by captaincto January 4, 2022
When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
by The Smart Ass June 21, 2015
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
by spilling the tea April 16, 2019