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sprout dandy’s world

the finest man ever 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
by sproutlilsluttbh November 27, 2024
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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sprouts

to describe those who have voted to remain within the EU and are suffering from Brexit derangement syndrome.
often creating noxious wind such as Brexit will stop our sandwiches, give us all cancer and will bring back Hitler.
they often will call their targets gammon as an insult but will fail to notice that people like gammon and hate sprouts, especially brussels sprouts.
so the gammon beat the sprouts 52-48
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Sprout

Sprout is a little buggar
by Ohwoo December 25, 2022
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mega sprout

someone who is a mega sprout is someone who just sprouts mega
Hey, Mike B is a mega sprout!
by tigrebroone April 19, 2024
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Bean Sprout Treatment

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?
by Epicman73 September 11, 2023
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Sprouted Dick

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.
I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.
by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019
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