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sprout dandy’s world

the finest man ever 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
by sproutlilsluttbh November 27, 2024
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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sprouts

to describe those who have voted to remain within the EU and are suffering from Brexit derangement syndrome.
often creating noxious wind such as Brexit will stop our sandwiches, give us all cancer and will bring back Hitler.
they often will call their targets gammon as an insult but will fail to notice that people like gammon and hate sprouts, especially brussels sprouts.
so the gammon beat the sprouts 52-48
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Sprouting

When your hair gets spiky after a long day
Person 1: hey dude, you’re sprouting again
Person 2: yeah I know.
by KamiEatsPeaches December 3, 2021
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Sprouting

In sexual intercourse: the engorgement of feminine/female sex organs.

Typically in reference to the clitoris swelling and protruding from under it's hood and/or becoming erect.
As she lady back and began playing with her nipples, her labia became puffy and her clit jumped and pulsed before sprouting into full view as her wetness gushed and puddled under her ass
by Professor 214 February 21, 2023
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alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 12, 2009
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Sausage sprout

Penis, boner, erection, pecker, ect ..
why do you have to be such a sausage sprout all of the time?
by Trucker Don January 4, 2024
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