sprout seedly

a strawberry who's gay for a literal swiss roll

"Sprout Seedly is kissing Cosmo!"

by idkwhattocallmyself_gnnrtnttht February 9, 2025

Sprouting

When your hair gets spiky after a long day

Person 1: hey dude, you’re sprouting again
Person 2: yeah I know.

by KamiEatsPeaches December 3, 2021

Sprouting

In sexual intercourse: the engorgement of feminine/female sex organs.

Typically in reference to the clitoris swelling and protruding from under it's hood and/or becoming erect.

As she lady back and began playing with her nipples, her labia became puffy and her clit jumped and pulsed before sprouting into full view as her wetness gushed and puddled under her ass

by Professor 214 February 21, 2023

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth

AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."

by Katharsis September 12, 2009

Sausage sprout

Penis, boner, erection, pecker, ect ..

why do you have to be such a sausage sprout all of the time?

by Trucker Don January 4, 2024

Bean Sprout Treatment

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.

Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?

by Epicman73 September 11, 2023