alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 13, 2009
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Sausage sprout

Penis, boner, erection, pecker, ect ..
why do you have to be such a sausage sprout all of the time?
by Trucker Don January 04, 2024
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sprouts

to describe those who have voted to remain within the EU and are suffering from Brexit derangement syndrome.
often creating noxious wind such as Brexit will stop our sandwiches, give us all cancer and will bring back Hitler.
they often will call their targets gammon as an insult but will fail to notice that people like gammon and hate sprouts, especially brussels sprouts.
so the gammon beat the sprouts 52-48
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Sprout

A amazing Person, nice kind and careing. A good friend.
Hey look! It’s sprout! There amazing!
by QuillBird February 07, 2022
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Sprouts

Bobby sprinkled some sprouts he yanked on Tom's sandwich.
by Jackieboy17 April 14, 2017
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Sprout

A small person that is very annoying and loud. They like to tell people that are taller than themselves to grow. They can be a jerk sometimes, and they hate to be around other short people. Sprouts are very annoying and often get in the way of your conversations with your friends.
You- Oh my gosh!! I am so tired!! I want to go home!!
Sprout- You need to shut up!!
You- You need to shut up!!
Sprout- You need to grow!!
You- I'm taller than you!!
by iminfrenchclass March 13, 2018
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Sprout

Sprout is a little buggar
by Ohwoo December 26, 2022
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