smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
by gnostic3 October 07, 2020
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smartie patootie

A cutie patootie who solves a lot of chess puzzles and get's them all right.
My smartie patootie solved an 1800 puzzle today.
by keysersoze99 October 21, 2022
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Smarty skirt

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed
by Z lady September 10, 2020
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Smartie

A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life
Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.

Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie
by AFluffyFox November 23, 2022
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smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"
by Kins-Loo October 28, 2008
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Smartie Thicc

The exact opposite of dummy thicc

(but it sounds the same to make the person your saying it to feel special)
girl: "dude my ass is so flat"
guy: "that's so true you are Smartie Thicc asf"
by Kinda high January 28, 2022
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devil's smarties

Tiger Wood's crashed his SUV in California after enjoying too many Devil's Smarties on Feb. 23rd 2021.
by Gord M. February 24, 2021
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