reader

a fucker who has a giggle kink

look at him, I bet that man is a reader

by Eluro May 14, 2022

sparx reader

If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident

guy 1: getting waterboarded is a nicer way to spend my evening than using sparx reader
guy 2: real

by schmahman May 27, 2024

Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.

I'm watching you dear reader.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022

Sole reader

Like a palm reader but someone who trades the soles of someone’s feet

“What do you do for work?”
“I’m a sole reader”

by Fdggghhgcjj August 14, 2022

Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin

No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Readers Void

After reading an exceptional story a fan will experience a sensation of emptiness that cannot be filled. The only known remedy is time. While not a completely pleasant feeling. It's a signifier that the story just read connected deeply in some way. The bigger the void the bigger the effect the story had on the individual.

Person 1: "I feel sad after reading this book/game/movie."
Person 2: "It's the readers void. It's get's easier if you focus on the next book."

by Valerie Raven November 18, 2018

Selective Reader

When you’re in an online argument and someone only mentions a part of your argument that they can use against you to make it seem like you lost is a selective reader.

I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!

by Memes do ur mom November 24, 2023