Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.

My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.

by O O G A B O O G A August 19, 2019

Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.

James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.

by Stimperson October 30, 2016

Moderate professional

A moderate professional is someone that is moderately professional at something. Meaning professional but not as good. Especially if you are playing GTAV golf

Person 1: are you a moderate professional?
Ben: yes, yes I am

by BraxtonM06 October 1, 2021

starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".

Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".

by OkieObserver September 28, 2014

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

Professional Yapper

Someone that constantly yaps about things that don't matter or someone that doesn't shut the hell up.

Girl: "Yap yap yap yap yap"
Boy: "Bro can you shut up, you're a professional yapper."

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

Professional Rawdogger

1 When you graduate college but don't use your degree so you just have sex all day 2 When the mitochondria of the photosynthesized mission completes the circuit to the chair that connects to the box of wisdom 3 u go in raw but professionally

Person 1: What do you do for a living?
Person 2: I'm a Professional Rawdogger

by bruhletmeusethename December 17, 2021