Tee Pisser

a Tee Pisser is a british cunt, who drinkes so much that he pisses the shit out.
Ed Kraka and Bobby Brimstone is a pack if Tee Pisser 's.
by Spitzerr September 21, 2007
mugGet the Tee Pissermug.

asshole pisser

One who urinates out of their rectum resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.

Instead of letting someone become an asshole pisser, you should direct them to the pissery.
"Did you see the stain on the back of that guy's jeans?"

"Yeah, He must be an asshole pisser."
by zdad October 23, 2009
mugGet the asshole pissermug.

submissive pisser

referring to a dog, usually a small breed such as a Cocker Spaniel or a Maltese. dog in question, urinates when being touched, or being excited. the dog gets excited and that is the first muscle that loosens up.
Fluffy, while being potty trained, is a submissive pisser. If someone comes in the front door, or if you pet her, she gets overly excited and pees on the floor.
by ShannonPalmer July 15, 2007
mugGet the submissive pissermug.

chip pisser

A person or occurance who/ which pisses on your chips.
"I hate that bitch- she's such a chip pisser!"
by tommyboy83 May 31, 2007
mugGet the chip pissermug.

Limp Pisser

During intercourse, the man allows his erection to subside and proceeds to urinate inside the woman's vagina or anus.
She was a real freak... She asked me to give her a limp pisser.
by rimjobasaurous October 19, 2010
mugGet the Limp Pissermug.

Wicked Pisser

Top bloke and/or tune, to be used in the context...
"Oh yeah, that aphex shit's a wicked pisser"
by Tom and Gav September 5, 2008
mugGet the Wicked Pissermug.

pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.
Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser
by Geezus and Hagrid January 24, 2017
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