geekin off the perks

When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.
While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.
by Sir.silk August 26, 2023
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Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.
Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.
by sudo chop February 09, 2013
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perk fag

A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.
Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag
by arrogant gaymer January 28, 2014
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perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.
Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.
by Jayeverell August 23, 2021
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perk pussy

Perk pussy is when a female who is either on a perk.( word can be used for non users

like me too) gets so relaxed and horny she bendable and flexable for hours and she stay hot and wet..
My girls off a perk tonight so I know I'm getting me sum Perk pussy!
by Tsunade Nworb September 16, 2023
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ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same
dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke
by jparklover February 21, 2017
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Off the perks

Used to describe someone talking shit or being dumb
"Bro you had 1 to many sips of speed colo you off the perks"
by Nigga man 30000 July 17, 2021
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