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Crud

Crud means weed in HAZEL PARK Michigan don't go there tho beware you will get shot don't claim juggstar u will die if u wanna pull up then go head 404 E meyers juggstar
Aye lemme get sum crud but keep it on the low low
by Juggstar. Jr May 31, 2018
mugGet the Crudmug.

Crud

Another word for “weed
Tommy: Aye JR do you have any CRUD left from last night ?

JR: Yea man, I got you.
by OG Wolfy October 5, 2017
mugGet the Crudmug.

Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
mugGet the Crud Fingersmug.

Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')
Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?
by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010
mugGet the Geek Crudmug.

crud

the white stuff that collects in the folds of your genitals
i have to check for crud before my dick appointment
by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021
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Snowbird Crud

When the people who live north of Florida come down during season for warmer weather, they bring different viruses with them and the people who live in Florida year round get sick
I thought I had Covid or the flu, but it was just the snowbird crud.
by Kitten829 December 6, 2023
mugGet the Snowbird Crudmug.

Crud

To call someone crud is to call them below you.
"You see him? He is crud 💀"

"Bro is not Crudding"
by Jollliest April 20, 2024
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