i have a joke anal cord
by chris laffaffy July 27, 2006
A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.
by T MONEY59 November 16, 2016
by PeetaMoran March 14, 2019
The connection between a parents and a non-achiever. Often not cut until significantly far into the individuals life, many times, never.
Man, I sure wish Doug's parents would cut the imbecile cord, it's sad to see someone of his age having his parents do his laundry.
by cpw August 15, 2012
The term cords is the shortened form of Corduroy, from the french "Cord Du Roy" meaning Fabric of kings.
However, the French are renowned for their poor fashion sense, much like the Spackman, and therefore it's use in modern culture should be restricted to the following:
Nursing homes, Being buried in. (although most Kings would not even be seen dead in it.)
Corduroy is available in many colours. Generally the more bland the hue the more acceptable.(although still frowned upon in society)
Red cords are the ultimate fashion faux pas. FACT.
However, the French are renowned for their poor fashion sense, much like the Spackman, and therefore it's use in modern culture should be restricted to the following:
Nursing homes, Being buried in. (although most Kings would not even be seen dead in it.)
Corduroy is available in many colours. Generally the more bland the hue the more acceptable.(although still frowned upon in society)
Red cords are the ultimate fashion faux pas. FACT.
James: Myself is off to the races.
Rupert: James why are you wearing Red Cords? You Trouser Triangle! (whilst making the Internationally recognised Trouser Triangle symbol).
James: Go Kill Yourself
Luke: Banter Biter!
Rupert: James why are you wearing Red Cords? You Trouser Triangle! (whilst making the Internationally recognised Trouser Triangle symbol).
James: Go Kill Yourself
Luke: Banter Biter!
by Wordsmith Ru February 05, 2009
slang for a prolapsed anus. also used to describe a prolapsed anus that has been left still connected to a penis after an anal sex act.
things must have gone awry, because his bumbilical cord was hanging out of his shorts when he left the brothel
by blackrob666 October 04, 2009