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Bonus Fry

After consuming every single french fry in a McDonald's meal, a customer will usually check the empty bag that carried their food for an extra french fry that might have fallen out when taking out their meal. Only few are so lucky.
Guy 1: Aw man, two big macs and a large fry and I'm still hungry! Oh well, better fill this bag up with tra-- sweet mother of roses...
Guy 2: What is it?

Guy 1: I've been blessed... with the bonus fry!
Guy 2: By the beard of Zeus... there IS a God!
by Rupert "Mr. Bitches" Goldtooth September 17, 2012
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bonus egg

A lump of doo-doo unexpectedly delivered during a rim job.
I was tossing Big Red's salad when suddenly hit a bonus egg.
by Salty Dog July 31, 2003
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Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.
It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.
by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012
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Bonus Waffle

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013
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christmas bonus

in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.
"suzie might not have gotten the raise she wanted, but i gave her the christmas bonus."
by eric williams August 12, 2006
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Bonus Workout

When you've finished your workout at the gym but then decide to start working on something else briefly.
"That was a good workout bro, shall we grab some food?"

"I might just do a quick set of curls, bonus workout."
by Cristov May 12, 2015
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Bonus Beer

When you're too drunk too remember exactly how many beers you have left, but you have 1 more than you thought.
Pretty sure the're only 2 beers left. *Opens fridge* Oh shit, bonus beer!
by UmamiDaddy March 11, 2020
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