by danielleAKAmurph April 09, 2008
A dressing gown, a bath robe. A garment one frequently pleasures oneself in after getting morning glory but before getting dressed.
Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect.
Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect.
'I'd just had a particularly erotic dream about donkey punching Mariah Carey, so when I woke up with my usual morning wood, I had to crank one out straight away. However, as it was an unseasonally cold day, I thought I had better put on my wanking jacket first, so as to prevent myself catching a cold.
by Simon Dykes May 20, 2006
by Krandikel March 23, 2013
an annoying group of teenagers who are immature little brats who are prude and scared of any sexual references
by caity404 October 05, 2008
by Mick Jacket December 03, 2003
You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!
by Embeezle January 02, 2015
when your being titty-fucked by a girl then blow your cumload up her nose, then it comes out through her mouth
by robby69 November 05, 2014