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Brenden

A overall dick this guy will ruin your day
Charles: hey brenden
Brenden: sup fat boy
by Raygungames January 8, 2020
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Brenden

My Brother

An absolute jerk and loser. If you're reading this bro, go kiss Hannah already
My brother Brenden is a loser
by Shibeland's prime minister August 9, 2020
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Brenden Piaggi

Ugly ass jumpshot that only uses wrist with stiff arms and looks like a Down syndrome giraffe while shooting
Is that the Brenden Piaggi shot?
by Niggah9374 May 25, 2017
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Brenden

a betrayer, will possibly cheat on you with someone two years younger than you.
"Oh look, there's your boyfriend... Brenden!"
"He cheated on me, he's not my boyfriend!!!"
by andrewisbetter October 4, 2022
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Brenden

A thick bitch with a hell of a cock, I would rate it a 11/10 on size and girth. he is a pimp and not a simp, except for when it comes to valorant.

Source: My boy Brenden is him
Person one: did you see brenden today in those sweatpants?

person two: yeah, I can see his gigantic 3rd leg
by RicardoAlejandroRodriguez February 6, 2023
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Brenden Kohut Syndrome

A condition characterized by the persistent need to clear the throat repeatedly, despite the absence of any physical obstruction or medical cause, such as mucus, infection, or foreign bodies. This behavior may become habitual or compulsive and can be triggered by stress, anxiety, or other emotional factors.
Fuck man, I keep having to clear my throat. It's the Brenden Kohut Syndrome.
by YodelingPickle December 9, 2024
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Brenden

An Eboy who enjoys making others suffer. He spends his time gaslighting innocent women on the internet. He is manipulative and hurts the people who love him. He spreads lies about his friends and ruins their reputation by saying they have a prom addiction. He is a closeted furry and most likely a homosexual. His favorite pastime is to lock women in his basement and feed them old, rotten meat. He is sadistic and has a foot fetish. Despite all this bad characteristics we still all love Brenden.
Ew you like feet? Are you a Brenden??

“Rio has a porn addiction” - something a Brenden would say
by Rio_therizzler May 21, 2023
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