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Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.
That sure is a shitty teacher!
by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009
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Vegan Teacher

To put it simple, a degenerate that forces her dog to be vegan and she also is *extremely* rude
by Epic Feats January 28, 2021
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Tech Hall

your typical ,weird socially awkward nerds typically at universities or high school that walk around with no shoes , don't shower and usually hang around and play Pokemon. they travel in clans usually distinctly recognizable by their wacky hair. some schools have a "hall" full of these creatures. don't get too close to their territory or they WILL bite- or shoot you with nerf guns.
popular, pretty girl:I literally just witnessed two tech halls talk about how they don't shower for 20 minutes
Other pretty popular girl: omg im so sorry you were exposed to thoses tech halls.
by nontechhall March 13, 2019
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Tech Week

Tech Week more like Death Week. ☠️ Lots of coffee, failing grades, angry directors, everyone’s favorite tech crew screaming at you about props, parts of the set falling on you in the middle of a scene, security coming after you during class the next day, your costume ripping, the microphones working, trashy food, angry directors, group chats, tears being shed, the vending machines being sold out and everyone getting on each other’s nerves! Can’t wait until tech week!
Doctor: “ So what brings you to the ER today?”
Theater Kid: “ I was beaten up by the props manager for touching a prop that wasn’t mine during tech week.” or “ A large metal gate fell on top of me during tech rehearsal today.
by TheaterKid07 November 20, 2019
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Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
by jackman returns August 22, 2019
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cj tech

In the game "Dead by Daylight", a player by the name of CJ created a tech, and thus it had been named after him.

To preform a CJ Tech, you need: a pallet, a slugged teammate, and a flashlight. Make sure your teammate is on the side of the pallet that the killer is on, then once the killer tries to kick the pallet, vault it. This will cause them to instead, pick up your teammate, in which case, you can vault back to the other side and get an easy flashlight save.

Search "cj tech" on YouTube to see this visually.
"He's down'd at a pallet, I'm gonna go for the cj tech!"
by PocketEGirl August 12, 2021
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Band Repair Tech

Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.
James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.
by bandrepairs February 3, 2010
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