Alabama teapot

It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states

In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.

by Longline35 November 3, 2018

Teapotting

When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch

Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting

by Sergeant Grif February 22, 2023

Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.

"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

Teapot

When you mix weed with tea

A) “Hey, do you want a Teapot?”
B) “what? I would I want a teapod?”
A) “Nah nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

Australian Teapot

When you take underwear from “down unda” put it in a girls mouth and fuck her til steam comes out.

No dude don’t touch that underwear i gave some hooker an australian teapot with those

by asseater2024 June 13, 2024

Teapot

Mixture of weed and tea

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”

by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022

Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023