Tesla

The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.

Third grader: I want a Tesla!
Parent: no I can’t afford rent

by MilkyStar December 2, 2021

marble tesla

D'Aydrian Harding whip

D’Aydrian Harding gotta nice marble tesla

by Likely a good thing February 10, 2024

Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.

<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.

by x-777-x May 30, 2022

Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

Tesla logo

A slang term for "vagina," derived from the shape of the Tesla logo, which resembles the feminine anatomy in a humorous or metaphorical context.

After that date, all my friends joked that I should get a Tesla logo sticker for my laptop—clearly, they thought I was into some interesting conversations!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

Tesla maximalist

Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.

In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."

by NotEarl April 22, 2022

Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024