Tequila Slammer

A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.

Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.

Bob and me have been doing Tequila Slammers all night

by Poker_Weirdo December 9, 2008

Tequila Alligator

The hangover that one has after having a big night involving the consumption of numerous tequila based beverages is referred to as being chased by the tequila alligator. Tequila is well renowned for giving its drinkers fierce hangovers and so the discomfort associated with a hangover from drinking tequila is comparable to getting mauled by an alligator.

Pedro: "Hey man, how are you feeling after last night?"
Sanchez: "Pretty rough, I can feel the tequila alligator chasing me"

by psco4963 May 7, 2011

Tequila

Alcoholic beverage from the town of Tequila, in the state of Jalisco, Mexico. Tequila is made from the Maguey plant, first the leaves are chopped off, then the bottom round piece is processed and tequila is made. A tequila that has aged for a minimum of two months, but less than a year in oak barrels is called Tequila Reposado. A tequila that has aged a minimum of one year, but less than three years in oak barrels, is called Tequila Añejo.

guy: did you go to tequila this weekend?
girl: yeah, i visited the jose cuervo factory and got to see how they make tequila.

by saritasanchez August 10, 2010

Tequila Talkin

To consume a large amount of Tequila and complacently express your feelings to the nearest person

Damn Juan was Tequila Talking Samantha yesterday.....he's still got that red mark on his face

by J.C.G June 8, 2007

tequila and caroline

first and only venezuelan real screamo band

Q: "theres no venezuelan screamo?
A: "yes man, tequila and caroline pretty cool band"

by pysho June 30, 2010

Tequila Village

The mythical place you go when you consume more than one tequila shots with friends. The person buying the shots must invite the others to "Tequila Village" before everyone downs it.

"Are you keen for Tequila Village?"
"Tequila Village was crazy last night!"

by dominiqueaotearoa May 22, 2010

Tequilarrhea

When you drank too many margaritas the night before and are afflicted with a bad case of burning diarrhea the next day.

CHRIS: 'Mind if I use your bathroom? I feel a wave of Tequilarrhea coming on...'

AJ: "I just hope you don't explode my toilet..."

by nevvins June 1, 2011