Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

we outside tonight

when someone says "we outside tonight" it usually means they're going out tonight or they're going somewhere.

"hey bro, we outside tonight"

by happyjulybb June 25, 2024

Tonight's the night

My name is Dexter, Dexter Morgan. I don't know what made me the way I am. But whatever it was, left a hollow place inside."

usually said when Dexter Morgan gets ready to murder somebody

- "Tonight's the night. And it's gonna happen again and again. Has to happen."

by Blood spatter analyst June 13, 2024

Tonighting

You aim your partner's ass at the moon and fuck it

Me: "Wanna go tonighting?"
You: "Hell yeah!"

by Xenon1258 February 18, 2021

Paying for it tonight

Paying for the dinner so you can get the ass

I’m paying for it tonight *winks*

by Jackattack6969 September 14, 2021

I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019

Clubs tonight ?

When a group of males aged 12-19 ask their friends “any one for pro clubs tonight?” In the group chat ,usually called something along the lines of “Burnley style 0-0”

Clubs tonight ? We can half the wee hures in half using our Burnley style

by Burnley man April 3, 2022