swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 02, 2022

swiss knuckle

penetrating an anus with your unusually long knuckle

perry: dude how'd it go with sherry last night
terry: it was awesome dude. i got to swiss knuckle her
perry: aw dude, gross. we didn't shake hands did we?

by dry heaves January 14, 2011

provolone into swiss

When a pasty white boi walks down the wrong street in a low income african american city metro.

Typical afternoon in Gary, Indiana
Tyrone: "yo, look at dat white boy strollin on wheeler road"
Jamal: "let's turn this provolone into swiss, nigga"
*pulls out 9mm*

by taheehee014 July 20, 2019

Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy

Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP

by Grimmer666 August 01, 2014

Swiss Helicopter

When one puts penis in vagina or ass and spins them like a helicopter.

Hey Natasha want to take a spin we can do the swiss helicopter.

by Nigga with 16'' July 15, 2009

Swiss Miss

When you really need to take a piss, in reference to Sam O'nella's Swiss miss video where he called it:
" Swiss Miss, Instant Piss" in regards to the taste of only one packet.

Oh shit i gotta take a swiss miss.

by Riedisawesome December 30, 2016

Swiss Cheese

A cheese well known for having holes. Just like most rappers.

Holey cheese! No seriously...

by Zach G. October 31, 2003