Surging Sanders

"When you cum out of nowhere."
~ The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

When thinking about the possibility of nationally legalized marijuana, I Surging Sanders all over my favorite jeans.

by Bern Splotion January 14, 2016

Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish January 17, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere

"Hillary really wasn't expecting the Surging Sanders last night."

by Two Midgets in a Trench Coat January 15, 2016

Surging sanders

Coming on you from out of nowhere.

My boyfriend suddenly gave me a surging sanders egen I was watching the daily show.

by bjoernisathome January 13, 2016

surging Sanders

For when you come out of nowhere.

Hilary was discordantly surprised by surging Sanders!

by killfly January 13, 2016

Surging Sanders

The act of reaching orgasm out of, seemingly, nowhere; similar to how Bernie Sanders "came out of nowhere" as he began to make headway in the 2016 presidential race against front-runner Hilary Clinton.

While I was eating my Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos with extra Doritos, I felt a Surging Sanders coming on and added a little sour cream to my zesty Mexican meal.

by Macimillian? January 14, 2016

sanders surge

When you come out from nowhere.

The Sanders Surge could give Hillary trouble.

by ASlateReader January 13, 2016