Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

Strumming the mekelele

Masturbating. Stripping wire. Wanking

What the hell is taking Robby so long in the shower?
Leave the boy alone. He's probably just strumming the mekelele.

by Bonerskid March 17, 2017

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

strumcentre

The female version of a wankbank.

This is going into my strumcentre.

by chuzlaire May 27, 2017

Stromae

Genius

"OMG I can´t belive you invented a Water Machine Creator of Life, you are a Stromae"
"A what?"

"Stromae, a genius, haven´t you heard of him?, he is a magnificent musician"

by Everythingmatters December 27, 2017

strumming while doing the plumbing

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

by Flushfacker May 4, 2018

Strumming my strings

A good handjob.

Last night i was strumming my strings.

by Belle_belleb November 27, 2020