Squash Pit

In a concert or gig, the area in a crowd towards the front barrier where the crowd is too packed together to move. The area in front on the zone where mosh pits occur

That gig last night was amazing, its a shame we were stuck in the squash pit though

by yosoapbox September 1, 2011

Squishy Turban

The female equivalent of 'Tea Bagging'

To put ones vagina over a persons head like a turban.

*Playing halo (game)*
Boy - 'HA, I just tea bagged you!'
Girl - just you wait until you die next, I will Squishy Turban you back!'

by wordsandthingsandstuff February 24, 2014

Squishy Burito

When yo dick ain't hard as fuck

Dude man your mom gave me a squishy burito

by Safiria June 20, 2015

Squashin'

An addiction to the vegetable squash and / or its delicious seeds. Squashin' involves eating so much squash that ones' lips begin to blister and peel. Once referred to as a gateway produce, its apparent that squash is clearly now on the level of other produstimulants such as kiwi and cherry tomatoes.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Scott has been acting a bit weird lately, but has never looked so fit?"
"Yeah, that nigga be squashin' like every night. Maybe it's time for an intervention."

by StrangerThanFigChin January 17, 2018

squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy

Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion

by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019

Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

squishy save

1. A type of save in Rocket League named after pro player SquishyMuffinz wherein the player drives into his or her own net onto the ceiling of the net, and jumps out of the net to stop the ball from going in

2. A sex act wherein the man pulls out as he cums (saving from potential pregnancy) and cums in his partner's belly button. He then sticks is softening dick into his partner's belly button to make a squish sound

1. Bro did you see that save I just had? I pulled off the Squishy save!

2. I tried out the squishy save with my girl last night, she looked with fear as I put my dick in her belly button.

by phatgamerman December 15, 2020