up to the spuds

Deep penetration sex. Being "Up to your spuds".

"I was up to the spuds with that girl last night."

by christopher burgess September 12, 2006

Spud Me

Alternative greeting phrase for endearment. Usually said whilst holding out a closed fist, similar to saying "safe".

Person X: Safe blud, you good?
Person Y: Yes, spud me.

by zingermeal October 21, 2008

love spuds

Term popularised by Craig Charles in Red Dwarf and voice overs for Challenge TV version of Takeshi's Castle. Slang for testicles, see nads, bollocks, happy sacks, balls.

"What a great shot, right in the happy sacks"

by Chico! August 7, 2004

Spud Cunt

A term which is used in a number of situations, might be used as a compliment or derogatory term, could also be used off as a casual descriptor of personage.

a. Dude, stop being such a spud cunt!

b. He totally just jizzed all over her face! What an awesome spud cunt!

c. Give us a hand, spud cunt.

by Popcorn Play3r November 6, 2011

Spud Farmer

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.

"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"

by Silvwier February 10, 2010

Spud Webb

The best dunker in the history of the NBA, solely because he was 5'7" with a 42" vertical leap.

Spud Webb won the 1986 Slam Dunk Contest.

by Stylus February 28, 2005

Love Spuds

A slang term used for a man's testicles, specifically a man hailing from either Idaho or Ireland

That guy grabbed my ass, so I kicked him in his love spuds, stupid pig!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018