Spud Sex

Having sex inside of a giant potato/model of a potato.

First said by Irish YouTuber jacksepticeye in his Minecraft video titled, "I Built an UNLIMITED XP Farm In Minecraft - Part 30".

"It's called Spud Sex. It's where you have sex, inside a spud."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato July 20, 2020

spud rubble

When buying Fast Food, the French Fries that fall out of their container and into the paper bag. Also known as: Bag Fries

Hey, are you gonna eat that spud rubble?

by Candace Thackerson May 5, 2005

Spud

A name for someone who is a scottish pervert.

Spud liked to look at ladies boobies, as he is the skid mark on the underpants of the 10 tonne man

by Mr UnImpreza July 12, 2010

up to the spuds

Deep penetration sex. Being "Up to your spuds".

"I was up to the spuds with that girl last night."

by christopher burgess September 12, 2006

Spud Me

Alternative greeting phrase for endearment. Usually said whilst holding out a closed fist, similar to saying "safe".

Person X: Safe blud, you good?
Person Y: Yes, spud me.

by zingermeal October 21, 2008

love spuds

Term popularised by Craig Charles in Red Dwarf and voice overs for Challenge TV version of Takeshi's Castle. Slang for testicles, see nads, bollocks, happy sacks, balls.

"What a great shot, right in the happy sacks"

by Chico! August 7, 2004

Spud Farmer

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.

"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"

by Silvwier February 10, 2010