Britany Spears

Contemporary rhyming slang. Often used in a derogatory way to refer to people of a same sex sexual bent. (queers)
mostly shortened to 'Britny'
Used in response when a mate acts in a lame way- 'don't be such a f'kin Britny'

You're a Britny.
He's a Britny.
They're all Britny's.

by Funnily Conical February 1, 2005

Lewis Spears

One of the funniest Australian Comedians of all time who reviews shit content and does Live Shows

Lewis Spears just released another Lew Review. Fuck yes

by Frank Grimy Grimes August 25, 2016

Spears syndrome

A condition where an ugly girl thinks she is America's next top model.

The way that coyote ugly was strutting and posing through the wal-mart, she must have contracted a terminal case of Spears syndrome.

by Tawnie May 28, 2005

Britany Spears

1. A spelling of Britney Spears used by people how are either too "grown up" to admit that they actually like her music and in secret listen to it all the time, or
2. used by people who don't want to be associated with her or her so called "music", but still listen to it in secret, or
3. used by people who can't spell but still listen to her music in secret and dream of her all day long.

1. I can't believe young people listen to crap like that Britany Spears (drool).
2. This Britany Spears you're talking about, who is she (more drool)?
3. Britany Spears suck balls! (even more drool)

by wizzard February 1, 2005

Britney Speared

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis

"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"

by badugah February 21, 2009

clit spear

The offensive counter attack to the defenive move known as a cock block (or twat block)

Bro: Whoa, she just clit speared straight through your cock block bro. She must be really in to me!

by asenda July 6, 2016

Anal Spear

When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die

Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?

by NIIINJAYouthoughtlol August 23, 2020