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gummy worm smuggling

What gay men do for entertainment, storage, and culinary purposes. They insert gummy worms inside their anus or prison purse with the intention of consuming them at a later time.
Bill had to toss Bruce's salad so he could retrieve the delicious brown gummy worms, a result of gummy worm smuggling.
by Rusty-Shakleford June 15, 2014
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Dunny snuggling

The unfortunate occurrence when there is only one toilet available, and more than one person has to relieve themselves immediately. This is usually done back-to-back, both persons perpendicular to the toilet itself. But given the situation with three or more people, other more creative methods can be accomplished.

Derived from the Australian slang "dunny" for toilet.
"We both had to take a mad shit, but there was only one porcelain throne available, so we ended up dunny snuggling for a minute.
by Zero Chill November 21, 2018
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Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.
Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.
by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011
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smuggling play doh

Someone with a fat/possibly lumpy ass.
by IzzieWizzieFace April 25, 2008
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phone snuggling

I was phone snuggling with my girlfriend last night.
by Ari1 G0ld November 28, 2010
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Smuggling a 69

An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."

1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.

2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.

3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)
"You think she's smuggling a 69 under there? She's huge!"
by B. Bertha March 6, 2010
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Smurgling

The noise that a close-by speaker makes when a mobile phone is about to receive either an incoming call or a text message.
Tromboner was sat minding his own business when the speaker began smurgling. He glanced across to see what delights his mobile phone would bring.
by RollOnFriday March 4, 2008
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