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Sapiosexual

A person who is only interested in dating smart people so that they do not have to financially support a dum-dum.
I prefer to describe myself as Sapiosexual because it's a socially acceptable way to imply that I want to date a financially independent person with a job in a respected and highly-paid industry.
by sillyb3an July 15, 2023
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Sapiosexual

A person who is smart enough to pick off words from the internet, but not enough to know the connotations.
I am a sapiosexual bibliophilic cinephile. Also planning to look into being a pedophile.
by GauMaata June 27, 2024
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Sapiosexual

A person who is smart enough to know how to pick up words from the internet, but not enough to know the connotations.
I am a sapiosexual bibliophilic cinephile. I also love children in addition to loving books and films. So, I am also planning to look into being a pedophile.
by GauMaata June 27, 2024
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Simpsexual

An individual whose sexuality is defined, not by another person's sex or gender; but by the other person's inclination and ability to simp/cater towards the simpsexual individual's unique personality, traits, and desires.

Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.

The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"

Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"

Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."

Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."

Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"

Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
by Y2$ɘ7eN January 6, 2025
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Spinsexual

someone who enjoys spinning
person 1 : hey why is this guy spinning, its the middle of a class and why is the teacher doing nothing about it besides continuing the lesson while the students are distracted
person 2 : he's spinsexual, what do you expect
by Diicho February 1, 2025
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demi-semisexuality

When someone feels sexual attracted towards someone after a good, close, and trusting it has no desire to act on it.
Person A- Do you wanna have sex?
Person B-No, I'm a Demi-semisexual.
Person A- What is that?
Person B-Demi-semisexuality is when a person can only feel sexual attraction after a good, close, and trusting friendship is formed, but will have no desire to act upon it.
by Scava Undead April 21, 2018
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