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shroom o' clock

The entire time you are shroomin' can be referred to as "shroom o' clock".
"hey buddy, do you know what time it is?"
"It's shroom o' clock"

Shroom Kiss 

Taking the head of the penis and pressing it against a part of your partners body. Preferably if there is cum or another substance on it.
After I pulled out, I totally gave her a Shroom Kiss
Shroom Kiss by Forlorner October 17, 2006

condo-shroom 

a) noun: an intense period of condo building and/or relevant building demolition in order to make room for future condos in a given neighborhood, city, town or municipality.

b) verb: (to): to multiply exponentially or at an alarming/threatening rate
Montreal, Canada is now, seemingly in the middle of a real paradoxical condo-shroom, the condo-shroom paradoxically picking up pace despite the legal challenges by The Charbonneau Commission to the spiel of the conscruption-industry.

Shroom Boom

Man grasps the base of his erection, squeezing, causing the tip of his penis to resemble a mushroom.
While watching the Oprah Winfrey show, i had a hankerin' for a Shroom Boom

Shroom tattoo 

when you smack someone with your **** so hard they get the outline of a mushroom on their face.
Yo Jones was pissing me off so bad i decided to ZIPPP and give him a shroom tattoo.
Shroom tattoo by DJMADMIKE September 12, 2006

shroomphetamine 

a person who makes your brain act rogue nasty. only thinking about that person gives you a sexual trip, like shrooms do, and it makes you euphoric, like amphetamine does.
I can't stop staring at him, he's my shroomphetamine! Fuck yeah