shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 20, 2015

Shimming

Busting a bodacious nut while simultaneously excreting bombastic pieces of waste from your anular rectum

don’t go in there bonquiqui is shimming

by The Shimmer January 16, 2025

peter shim

sussy uwu baka that makes want to nut till all of the cum is gone.

in conclusion, have sex.

Peter! your great

"HIT IT YOUNGSTER!"-peter shim

by scott meier June 28, 2022

shim milk

MESSY ASS TRANSGENDERS WITH BALLS AND STICKS IN BETWEEN THEIR LEGS

SHIM MILK RAN TO SHIS DAD AGAIN.

by GHEEBABY May 31, 2023

shim it up

Any effort to make a loose hole tighter

Before I go in, I am going to have to find a way to shim it up.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.

Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"

by nimst March 21, 2024

shim-shei-shim-shei

A dance performed by two people involving a lot of shoulder shaking and spirit fingers

After my first blind date with Steve, we did the shim-shei-shim-shei.

by SpeckledcupCake February 02, 2009