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Petey shaker

That funny feeling in your balls when you hit a bump or a dip in the road while driving. Basically the feeling of your balls going zero gravity momentarily.
I sped up to 90 mph to hit that dip in the road because it gives me a bad ass petey shaker.
by PhillyFulg February 29, 2016
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Shaker Bar

"Shaker" meaning masturbating, it's secret code for a strip club or "titty" bar.
My husband and his friends went out to the shaker bar tonight.
by Wonder Woman77 September 18, 2013
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Restroom Shaker

A Restroom Shaker can be either one or two people. If one, then a Restroom Shaker is jerking off so hard that the whole row of stalls is shaking. If two, then Restroom Shakers are two people having really hard-core sex that they make the whole row of stalls shake, attracting a large crowd outside of the stall they're in. This reaction from the public often causes the Restroom Shakers to never commit again, therefore passing their title of Restroom Shaker into somebody else.
Man: "Omg, it sounds like there's a Restroom Shaker in there"

Woman: " Yeah, sure does... Let's go check it out! "
by PshycoComedian July 26, 2017
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shaker

when one, not of specific gender, puts TWO in the cooter and TWO in the pooter.
After the hours of love she was begging for the shaker.
by The Dirty Hebrew April 22, 2003
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cranium shaker

A cranium shaker is a blowjob in which the woman shakes her head back and forth while the man’s penis is in her mouth.
Yeah bro Jessica gave me cranium shaker last night
by Forqotenn October 9, 2020
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terd shaker

one whos hand is so far up your ass they are shaking hands with your shit...

being nosey
yo, why are you up in my biz you terd shaker

i didnt know dustin plays with booty ... terd shakin ass bo bo

omg, i just gave his girl a terd shake.
by wreckless rick August 20, 2011
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Paper Shaker

A paper shaker is a person who always seems to be busy at work but doesn't get anything done.

Paper shakers will arrive to work early and leave late to create the image that they are always working. Paper shakers exhibit all the worst examples of presenteeism. They will work when sick to make a show of it.

A paper shaker will prescribe more work as the cure for whatever ails any project. This sermonizing will never result in any new actions or change on their part. Paper shakers already see themselves as working harder than everyone else.

Don't confuse a paper shaker with a hustler. A paper shaker may see themselves as a hustler and try to create this impression. They might have a coffee mug or t-shirt that says some catchphrase like "always hustlin'" for example. At heart, they are lazy sycophants.

The term "paper shaker" comes from the idea that they always have some "proof of work" handy. Vampire hunters carried garlic to ward off evil and paper shakers have busy work to ward off actual work.

Dealing with paper shakers from a management perspective is simple. Once identified, check in with them often. Set goals with them and see where they land. Ask them what they are working on and direct them away from their own busy work. This should keep paper shaking to a minimum.
The paper shakers in HR thinks everyone should work 3.5 more hours a week to hit our targets.

Tim is such a paper shaker, what does that guy even do?

Upper management is all paper shakers, they come in early and go home late but have nothing to show for it.
by SearchFHG December 21, 2017
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