Trumpet Section

Only the most incredible section for bands in the universe!!!

Omg... The trumpet section is so amazing like wtf

by ZE Burrito July 15, 2016

the section

place at high school where all the potheads smoke up and blaze. also many fights take place there. Usually a distance from the school

lets go smoke up in the section on third lunch u dirty mofo

by rocker666 May 15, 2006

Flute Section

The Flute Section is usually filled with girls with a few guys. Usually loud, outgoing, and obnoxious. Band directors tend to not like them but they dont care. Flute Sections usually have a high population of LGBTQ+ people. All girls in the flute section are somewhat hot and all FREAKING FABULOUS.

Flute 1: OMG GUYS!!!!! THE TRUMPETS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN.

Flute 2: You have a flute. Use it.
Flute 3: Guys, im gay.
All Female Flutes: We know.
All Flutes: God I love the Flute Section.

by FireDuckDefinitions July 27, 2017

Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.

"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"

by reapre May 19, 2010

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

section 508

section 508 is the government regulation mandating that anything constructed with public funds must be made accessible to the physically and mentally disabled. calling someone "section 508" means they are retarded or a gimp.

Did she really put her baby in the blender? Is she a bitch, or just section 508?

by higgypiggy February 17, 2005

section

a marijuana smoking session

Vamos para el section

by El Bichote April 23, 2003