Scholera

A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.

In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.

by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011

Scholarstrip

When someone (usually of the female gender) pays for their education by stripping.

Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."

Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."

Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."

by Phill Latio September 22, 2007

Schlark

The most abusive word in existance to call a female.

Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.

A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.

That girl is a complete schlark.

She schlarks herself out to everyone.

by B. Fic July 9, 2005

scholasti-licious

Combination of Scholastic and Delicious
A woman that has that sexy smart look. When a hot woman puts on nerd glasses and walks around with a book in her hand.

A sexy teacher, professor, or librarian

Guy 1: "You see Olivia today? She got those smart glasses on."
Guy 2: "Yeah wit dat tight skirt looking like a porno librarian"
Guy 1: "Yeah that girl is scholasti-licious"

See Olivia Munn in "The Newsroom"

by Kimber4ever November 24, 2014

Missouri Scholars Academy

A place to take risks and change your life

Missouri Scholars Academy changed my life!

by Turdz69 July 28, 2011

scholastic swag

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.

i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.

by masterpiece michael August 18, 2009

Barf-a-schlarf

1. Something is really gross.
2. Used for anything.
3. It is used for really random stuff too.

1. Mom: "Tonight we are having pizza"
Person: "EW! Barf-a-schlarf"

2. Teacher: "Today we will have a test in probability!"
Student: "BARF-A-SCHLARF"

by The Creator :) December 22, 2012