by Sponge bob was here November 19, 2019
Get the Schmuckmug. This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.
by Dizygoggles424 December 22, 2018
Get the Schmuckmug. A incompetent twerp who is a complete moron, and usually has no teeth and is a EDL member.
NDL NDL NDL NDL
NDL NDL NDL NDL
by ooooooofffles June 8, 2021
Get the Schmuckmug. It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
Get the I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".mug. by feelingcatcher473 November 6, 2021
Get the Schmuckmug. Sush schmuckkk!!!
by Corben and Ronnie are nobeds September 24, 2019
Get the Schmuckmug. 