Scandinavian Volcano

During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.

Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.

by Thatsadfrogmeme October 12, 2016

Scandinavian cuthulu

When a circular orgee of Scandinavian men ejaculate on to one man in the center

Me and the boys are going to have a Scandinavian cuthulu tonight

by i_tuTle May 11, 2023

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023

Scandinavian Dickgrab

The sexual move of pulling yours or another persons penis until it explodes in a ball of cum, piss and blood.

Jan: "Wow that guy is so sexy. I wanna do the Scandinavian Dickgrab on him."

by gussandst November 17, 2023

Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.

That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver

by chestrrrr March 18, 2021

Scandinavian Dipswerve

The Scandinavian Dipswerve is a method of dipping frites into any sauce by inserting the frite into the anal or vaginal opening, then swiveling your body to dip the frite into a cup of sauce held in someone else's hand.

My friend got so drunk he tried to pull a Scandinavian Dipswerve on a passing waiter with a tray full of sauces for another table.

by Yeetmaster Pete July 23, 2021

Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth

“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess

by Taylor Amish June 16, 2018