Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

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Broke Scallywag

An idiot so low one the social class they have no right talking to anyone or anything

Somebody says somthing stupid
Me: You broke scallywag.

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Someone who is very goofy and a homosexual who touches their friends.

"Zo is a curvy scallywag, he just molested some kindergarteners!" or "Zo just raped my baby cousin, that Curvy Scallywag"

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

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