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Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.
Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?
by KBlack92 May 3, 2024
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wet rishi

a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.
friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.
by brexitbritain May 23, 2024
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rishi(discord)

a guy who owned /neymar and 100k+ subs on youtube
by discordcom30394 November 23, 2025
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Rishi Sunak

A rich self entitled unelected twat for the United Kingdom
Rishi Sunak is a very rich prime minister!
by ThomasJohnso@n February 12, 2024
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Rishi

He's such a Rishi.

oh my god! Did that Rishi buy her food again?
Oh my god! Did that Rishi drive girls to Kroger?
by zookeeper395 February 14, 2024
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Rishi Parmer

The cheekiest skidder you will ever come across. If you see him RUN!!!
Kate: Sing for us!

Rishi: -sings enemy by imagine dragons-
Kate: omgod wow!
Lisa: Kate do you know who that is?
Kate: No?
Lisa: Its the cheekiest skidder i know, a Rishi Parmer - RUN!!!
by Helen degenerous June 17, 2022
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Rishi

Rishi is a man or woman in love with frogs. Literally in love with frogs, if he could he would marry the first frog he would find and make so many frog and human babies. Legend has it, he once slept with a frog and the frog became a queen incredibly beautiful. So he threw her into the lake and told her to stay in there until she becomes a frog again. Rishi is also extremely gay, he only sleeps with male frogs and is in love with onigiris (another reason he threw out the queen). Sadly Rishi had passed away due to malnutrition as he only ate chocolate and sweets.
Yo stop being such a Rishi dammit!

Why do you love frogs so much? Are you rishi?
by MAKALAMSAM February 14, 2022
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