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retro wife

Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.

As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.
“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”

“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”
by Carma-cat October 12, 2020
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Retro Craftwars

A broken game that nobody plays.
Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
Why and how are you in my house
by 101001010 October 27, 2020
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retro sexual

Someone who doesn't care what he looks like, in other words the complete opposite of metro sexual
You consider retro sexual to be the anti David Beckham
by KHW October 10, 2005
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Retro-Electro

The past of technology that has assisted in development to the now times of electronics.

Can also be said in the context of old school electronica music.
"This gameboy is a hardcore piece of "Retro-Electro".

Yeahhhhs, come buddy, lets groove on to the "Retro-Electro" that is "No Limits".
by SquirrelPower January 12, 2009
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retro-honors

When you back and complete Honors level work for a class you completed in the past.
"Hey Dr. Fahy, do you mind if I do a retro-honors for that Ethics class I took last year?"
by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005
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retro booty

Some o' dat old fashioned booty. Some old school donk. A song by Childish Gambino.
Damn, I haven't seen a girl with such a retro booty in a while.
by dudek8 November 7, 2014
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Retro-noying

a word or phrase that has been overused, and repeated incessantly and ad nauseam.

phrases like: Your Mom, That's What She Said, ...NOT, ...PSYCHE, you got burned, and then Want some ice for that burn?, you got served...., Napoleonic Goshhhes, quoting Superbad, (negative)sayswhat, ninjas v. pirates, t47k1n6 1n 733t, etc.

this does not include: Getting Moded (bring it back folks), so's your face, In Soviet Russia..., etc.
1: (touches armrest in theater, encounters sticky soda residue) ugh, it's so sticky
2: That's what SHE said
1: dude, that is mad retro-noying.

1: hey my friend over there thinks you're cute...
2: oh really? cool. what's her ---
1: ...NOT haha
2: that is so retro-noying

1: hey, I'm new here, what's your name?
2: I'm McLovin' WHOO!
1: you have no idea how retro-noying that is by now.
by Jordan Dylan Merkin March 19, 2008
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