restaurant fluent

Knowing enough of a language to be able to order at a restaurant, but not much else.

I can barely speak Chinese, I like to say I'm restaurant fluent though so if we go to Panda Express we're all set.

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Restaurant, restaUurant, restauranT

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A restaurant host has quite the responsibility. If you answer the questions correctly, hosting will be your calling.

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A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.

My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.

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the kind of air from an italian restaurant that smells so good, but the food there isnt actually that good

hobo 1: vinnie's smells so good. lets eat there

hobo 2: dont be decieved by italian restaurant air

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release

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