remember

something i cant do when my mom doesnt have her grocery list

mom : timmy remember me to get eggplants from the food shop

timmy: alr mom

five minutes later

mom: tim what did i say i needed ?

timmy : ..... i forgot sorry

by Zemiii April 24, 2023

I remember

Gay slang for I want it out of my ass

*sex*
Jim: I remember

*sex stops*

by ImNotYourIBFAgent August 04, 2021

Remember Your Wiring

It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.

Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.

by nameless-002 July 01, 2022

Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 07, 2023

cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

Remember the 80's

The desire to hook up sexually with someone you haven't seen or heard from in many years. Can also refer to the actual sex act with said person or persons from your past.

Comes from the name of a warm and fuzzy nostalgia series that used to air on VH-1; you don't actually need to have been alive in the 80's to drop this phrase.

Dean: Dude, you'll never guess who I got a random message from on Facebook last night! Sarah, from Mrs. Russell's Home Ec class, remember her? You should see her now, she's smoking hot!

Gene: No shit? What's up? She trying to remember the 80's, or what?

Dean: Oh yeah buddy, I'm totally meeting up with her tonight and I am gonna knock that shit OUT!

Gene: Word son! Get me some stealth pics!

by leppa polkky May 08, 2011