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PTSD

Penis that needs sucking disorder.
Penis that needs sucking disorder.

Person A: Dude I think I have PTSD
Person B:Is it the penis that needs sucking disorder?

Person A: yeahh
by Gimme_milkk August 1, 2022
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PTSD

PTSD or Post-Truss Stress Disorder is the anxiety most of the British public suffered from after the catastrophically incompetent 44-day reign of Liz Truss as Prime Minister. Common symptoms include people having their homes repossessed, going without food, and their grandchildren being saddled with an £8 trillion National Debt.
Jason: Shall I come round and watch the England match at your gaff tomorrow?
Pete: Nah, mate, got PTSD and had to sell it, innit.
by BBreaga October 21, 2022
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Lag PTSD

Abstract: When you’ve been playing with bad specs all your life, causing you to feel like you’re framing and lagging even when you got a good PC.

Lag PTSD is the mental state of feeling like your PC is performing bad, when it is performing perfectly fine. As the name suggests, this condition is caused when a person has played or watched media all their life with a bad PC. This causes them to frame and lag frequently, and them having a less than average time gaming. Then, after they got used to their PC’s bad performance, when they get an actually good PC they continue to feel like they’re lagging and framing, even if the PC is tearing through the game at QHD 144+ FPS.

One of the more versatile solution to countering this is to have the game’s performance tab open. Seeing the frame counter at a stable and desired number can quell any feelings of lag and framing. Additionally, if this condition takes the variant of only occurring in retrospect, remind yourself that you can likely play Cyberpunk at 60 FPS+.

Lag PTSD can be caused by having less than 60 FPS on even the lightest of games at minimum graphics settings.
“I recently got a PC with a 9800X3D and a 5070 TI. I still feel like I’m lagging though. I lowkey might have lag PTSD.”
by asdffrfrnocap October 1, 2025
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PTSD

What happens when you play Doki Doki Literature Club
guy1: Help i have PTSD
by f1n3 is not a n00b February 26, 2021
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alt ptsd

The irrational fear or paranoia that every new member joining an online community is a disguised alternative account alt of a previously banned or troublesome user
Please stop blaming newcomers as alts, you're developing alt ptsd!
by BakeWithMe February 7, 2025
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Sex PTSD

Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.
Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD
by Crashy873 July 12, 2018
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ptsd

somthing that you get after talking with a 4 year old on call of duty
stupid ni**a

shut up 4 year old
*screams*
i have ptsd
by ptsd from cod November 17, 2025
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