the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce April 02, 2018

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 04, 2020

Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 21, 2018

provid

the real spelling of the word “provide”

A: Bro, do you know what we provid?
L: Fuck no, tell me

by gigglewakadu April 28, 2023

Provid

Pro covid-19, anti- vaxer. Someone who does not believe in vaccinations and would rather contract the virus!

That provid is talking crap again!

by brooker June 29, 2021

providing the pink

A person who receives vaginal sex, either penetrative or oral, is providing the pink.

Friend 1: “Did you have sex last night?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I was providing the pink.”

by JFDI November 29, 2015