the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 20, 2018

Ouija board service provider

A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.

I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.

by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

Providence Plug

One partner exclaims they need to poop! The other (male) partner quickly beats them to the restroom, plugging their butthole with his wiener. Keeps it in place until a profound explosion occurs.

I told Blake I was horny, but he said he had to poop. Disappointed, I decided to give him the Providence Plug.

by TJO - DP February 13, 2025

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