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Matthew Andrako.
That Matthew Andrako is so damn pretentious, he uses the word "cuke" for cucumber.
by iaiftw November 30, 2018
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Pretentious

Somebody that wishes they lived back in the old days when legs got amputated by saws that had no power and people had to knock sense into the one kind of person who never got it without getting hit in the head with a 2×4.
The pretentious girl wanted to perpetuate an inauthentic tough image of someone that every now and then needed someone to hit them in the head with a 2×4 to knock sense in them, but also wanted an inauthentic image of someone that liked expensive clothes cars, and drinks. There was no good reason she was always acting tough, just like there was no good reason she was always going back and doing the opposite by trying to get people to indulge, spoil, and pamper her like a Disney princess, a cartoonish and unrealistic expectation of what people should do for her.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerd[s])

The guy everyone knows who believes he's more intelligent than he actually is. More condescending and judgemental than yo momma after you callin from jail needing bailed out. Spends most of his time playing league of legends in his parents basement and being rejected by tinder girls.
Lulz such a PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerds) , gtfo newb
Fat Larry hasn't gotten off his computer in 16 hours, I think he won't stop looking at hentai. He's really become a PDN!
by Harrybuuulllls February 2, 2018
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Pretentious

Someone who compares a basketball game to bullfighting, a war, or a fight with bears or wolves. Teams don't surrender points, and logos/symbols of a team were created by people trying to market the team, which is why pretentious people make comparisons to other events, and other people don't think that way.
Pretentious people try to make a sports game more than a sports game, when really the world doesn't revolve around sports, even for sports fans.
by Solid Mantis November 24, 2019
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Pretentious

Someone that tries to convince the world everything is okay between them and their sibling after a lot of damage has been done. Also spreads a lot of bullshit misinformation about people and events.
The pretentious girl had little control of the bullshit that came out of her mouth, which is one of the reasons family members who knew her well called her mouth of the south growing up.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019
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pretentious freak

people who rely on their Social Media presence, but in real life Worth Squat
Jim: See that girl?

Bo: Yes?
Jim: She’s on the gram
Bo: What a pretentious freak!
by El Capito del Bastardo October 5, 2023
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Pretentious

Used to describe people attempting to impress others by thinking their smarter or more important than they actually are.
Holy shit, Pink Floyd fans are pretentious.
by I miss Club Penguin January 1, 2024
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