A hurricane up your gay portal 

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

A hurricane up your gay portal by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Demon Portal 

Vagina.

You don't want to know the kinds of things that have gone in and out of that girl's demon portal.

Demon Portal by anonononmys December 9, 2008

ghost portal

A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.

Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!

ghost portal by mineat August 14, 2012

Juice Portal 

Juice Portal is a Power Socket / Plug Socket

Are You Using The Juice Portal ? Because I Need To Charge My Phone Battery

Juice Portal by The V ONE 2nd To None November 8, 2016

Fecal Portal 

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

Fecal Portal by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

erotic portal

A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"

erotic portal by Old Man Memory March 11, 2021

Golden Portal 

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

Golden Portal by wifepop September 11, 2021