Obese

When you can't see your penis without bending over.

(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)

George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.

by andrewgggg January 2, 2011

obese cat

A huge cat who can't even clean itself, Eats alot, and rolls to get around or gets carried

Danger if you have a fat cat libosuction is the only option

Tom on Tom and Jerry, Bozo the clown (dont ask)

by KNOWS ALL January 26, 2005

obeseality

when a person likes to make sweet love to an obese person.

bill-"hey jude, did you know steve likes obeseality!"

jude-"dude! thats nastey!"

by f*ckin henri! November 5, 2009

obesetrocity

very fat menace to society

yo man she dont need to be eating that shes already obesetrocity

by drifter412 September 10, 2010

Morbidly Obese Tune

When a song is so big it's not just a Phat tune it's a Morbidly Obese Tune..... Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

Also called MO Tune for short!!

Guy 1: Man This is a Phat Tune...
Guy 2: No mate this is a Morbidly Obese Tune...
Guy 1:True.....MO TUNE!!!!
Guy 2:..MO TUNE!!!

by Kitchen Gods J.V January 17, 2010

obeser

a person that is overly obese. they have many many many chin rolls, fat rolls, and their buttox is so large they have to have custom made toilets.

ali: "omgsh katie, carely is SUCH AN OBESER!!!"

katie:"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP I KNOW! SHE HAS LIKE 50 CHINS!!! its disgusting"

by Shantal July 26, 2006

obesen

To make someone obese.

"I obesened this chick last night by tying her arms down and feeding her chocolate cake for hours!"

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005