palm one out

Masturbating. Making the bald man cry, choking your chicken, dancing with Rosie Palmer.

Man, I'm horny. Think I'm gonna go home and palm one out.

by tnayyyyy December 20, 2018

Scat one out

To masturbate and take a shit at the same time.

I had to scat one out before my big date. I didn't want to have to take a dump around a girl on a first date and if course I needed to rub one out before a date.

by donkeybuddha July 25, 2015

Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

by Jcoop336 June 29, 2023

freezing one out

Someone who rubs one out in the freezing cold.

Freezing one out-

Its cold outside I should go and freeze one out.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

backin' one out

to let go of a large turd, take a dump, drop a deuce.

"Has anyone seen Fred?"
"Yah, he's on the shitter, backin' one out"

by Capjeff August 31, 2008

Shake one out

When one shits in their pants and then shakes the poop out of the bottom of their pant leg.

I was on stage and I had to shake one out and it wound up hitting someone in the front row.

by Rob Stern September 25, 2007

Tap One Out

The act of Tapping your cock on a girls forehead as you orgasm.

Mark tapped one out on big birtha.

by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005