Scrub One Out

1.To rub one out using soap in the shower
2. To rub one out thinking about Zach Braff

I always shout "Turk" as I climax when I scrub one out in the shower to the image of Zach Braff.

by Dirté September 21, 2021

Scat one out

To masturbate and take a shit at the same time.

I had to scat one out before my big date. I didn't want to have to take a dump around a girl on a first date and if course I needed to rub one out before a date.

by donkeybuddha August 21, 2015

Lay one out

Lay-one-out (southern phrase). When one chops out a line of cocaine to be shared or to take to the dome by one’s self.

Myrtle beach, myrtle beach. I’m gonna lay one out when I get there.

by Jcoop336 June 28, 2023

palm one out

Masturbating. Making the bald man cry, choking your chicken, dancing with Rosie Palmer.

Man, I'm horny. Think I'm gonna go home and palm one out.

by tnayyyyy December 20, 2018

Stomp one out

'To stomp one out' a term used to refer to going to the toilet to do a shit.

Mark, i'll be back soon... Just going to go "Stomp one out"....

by mrenigma2010 March 19, 2010

Shake one out

When one shits in their pants and then shakes the poop out of the bottom of their pant leg.

I was on stage and I had to shake one out and it wound up hitting someone in the front row.

by Rob Stern October 9, 2007

Tap One Out

The act of Tapping your cock on a girls forehead as you orgasm.

Mark tapped one out on big birtha.

by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005