Doggin on my Dolphin

too close, constantly picks on things you do wrong, just friggin always there to say something mean and not nice, breath to close etc..

Blake: you spelled that word wrong...

Blake: your bobby pin is weird

Blake: wait so are you and him still going out?

Bri: WHAT THE HELL BLAKE STOP DOGGIN ON MY DOLPHIN!

by AcidStrikesBri October 15, 2010

Dogging on

To incessantly belittle, attack, criticize, annoy, or in any form negatively affect someone's persona (or physical being).

Did you see Rick yesterday after he saw what his little brother did to his car?
Yeah man, I was at his house last night and he was dogging on that little guy for hours...it was rough to watch.

by amon52 April 15, 2020

Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024

dogshitted on

like shitted on but much worse

i get dogshitted on a lot

by divinester October 26, 2025

OnDogs

It literally means ¨complete truth¨ If someone is telling a story and you think they may be bending the truth and adding white lies or even outright lies, you ask them...¨OnDogs?¨ If they are able to answer back...¨Yes, OnDogs¨ then you can be assured they are telling the truth. If they cannot respond with that, then you know they are lying. It is an honor thing. It is a way to tell if you can really trust what someone is saying is completely true. It works great - especially for teenagers!!

¨Hey Tim, I brought home a dozen donuts." Tim responds ¨OnDogs?¨ Michael replies ¨OnDogs¨

Another example: This is the best chicken pot pie I have ever eaten. ¨OnDogs?¨ Yeah ¨OnDogs¨

by Paps Duffy December 18, 2020