by DJ Travi-TRON January 21, 2012
One of the most dismal big-small towns in the largest fly over-state in the country.
It has a very high murder-per-capita rate with large amounts of narcotic and gang-related activity. There are over 113 gangs in and around the area.
The only factor which puts us on the map is our military base, Fort Sill. Fort Sill brings in a large Korean and German population. Very little work can be found other than menial jobs such as fast food. Our education system is also very poor and uninvolved. Aside from joining the military, selling drugs, or making your way out to one of the local strip clubs, there is very little entertainment to be had in Lawton.
Visitation or moving into Lawton is highly discouraged, as it is very hard to leave unless you are in the military.
It has a very high murder-per-capita rate with large amounts of narcotic and gang-related activity. There are over 113 gangs in and around the area.
The only factor which puts us on the map is our military base, Fort Sill. Fort Sill brings in a large Korean and German population. Very little work can be found other than menial jobs such as fast food. Our education system is also very poor and uninvolved. Aside from joining the military, selling drugs, or making your way out to one of the local strip clubs, there is very little entertainment to be had in Lawton.
Visitation or moving into Lawton is highly discouraged, as it is very hard to leave unless you are in the military.
by yanekov March 20, 2013
Afflicted with bipolar disorder. In a constant struggle for an even level, but just never able to stabilize like a normal region.
I love the Oklahoma landscape and the wonderful people of Oklahoma. But WTF with the Oklahoma Weather. It is 76 degrees today and three days ago it was -7 degrees.
by Italian Soda March 12, 2019
An Oklahoma Eighth is slang for 1.75 grams of marijuana and 1.75 grams of cocaine mixed together in the same bag. Together the total weight amounts to 3.5 grams, which is an eighth of an ounce.
Oklahoma eighths got their name from the world famous Oklahoma Snow Blow that the state of Oklahoma is known for. These types of mixed bags are frequently sold by dispensaries where Snow Blow and Weed can be found. According to Oklahoma legend, the first Oklahoma Eighth was created in 1874 by Chief SniffemGeekum of the QuaPaw nation.
Oklahoma eighths got their name from the world famous Oklahoma Snow Blow that the state of Oklahoma is known for. These types of mixed bags are frequently sold by dispensaries where Snow Blow and Weed can be found. According to Oklahoma legend, the first Oklahoma Eighth was created in 1874 by Chief SniffemGeekum of the QuaPaw nation.
Chief SniffumGeekum: Oklahoma Snow Blow. Blow Big Gas From Oklahoma Eighth. Big Geekin'. Geek fast, like the wind.
by Fuck Your Ass July 23, 2023
A sexual act involving a male performing cunnilingus on a female, before inserting his penis in an active light socket, shocking them both.
Oh, I gave Stacy the ‘ol Oklahoma Zapper last night, she came but all I got were third degree burns all over my dick
by TheeScribe May 01, 2020
An Oklahoma biscuit is a large, grotesque, venereal wart covering the entire head of a penis. Not to confused with a Pennsylvania ridge line
by Barnwood January 21, 2012
When a male inserts his penis into a females mouth and thrusts repeatedly until the female becomes unconscious.
by K Bear February 07, 2009