Yes

According to humans, yes means no. Also according to humans, humans are indecisive as fuck and can't choose between yes and no. So if you say the word yes to a question which was a yes or no question, there is a high chance your answer doesn't matter at all.

''Would you like bread?'' ''Yes, please.'' ''Well ok, if you didn't want bread you could have just told me honestly.''

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022

Yes

Yes

Yes

by Nooojkasbakb August 30, 2019

Yes

When you talk to a woman and nod

SO I DID WYGUDWKIL>DGLE
You- Yes Uhhuh
OK GOT ITTTTT

by solo yolo May 8, 2018

Yes

An affirmative response

Yes I would like that

by Aoosidhehshuainw March 11, 2020

Yes

The word you can use to reply to literally anything.

Bob: I love cookies

Jerry: Yes

Bob: What?

Jerry: Yes

Bob: Why are you saying yes?

Jerry: Yes

Bob: No legit why

Jerry: Yes

Bob: .........

by Chicken the Nugget August 6, 2020

ye

The gangsta style of saying yes or yeah.

Did you get crunk in the club?
YE!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kobe Bryant February 24, 2005

Ye

Also spelt yé. A Nigerian colloquialism or exclamation used to express surprise (usually in a negative or very unexpected context) or just to lament a bad or unexpected situation. Popular Burna Boy song of the same name is a good example of usage

Guy : My brothers wife slept with the driver

Friend: ye

OR

Doctor: Your wife has stage iv cancer

Husband: Yé o!

by SantanEmmanuel October 16, 2019